*"When someone whacks your ear it's called earwax."
*He ran into a chair and smashed the family jewels and said, "I'm blasted to smithereens."
*"Cock-a-doodle doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo! It's morning time. Time to get up. Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
* I have a wife. Her name is American. She doesn't like hot dogs. She only likes American food.
*He wakes up and says, "Oh it was a dream. I was eating pancakes."
*Conversation on the way to St. George Dec. 4, 2010
Chip- Connor, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Connor- A Builder.
-That's what I thought. You would be a great builder. What would you call your company?
-A skyscraper. I would like to build a skyscraper.
-That would be fun.
-But I would probably need some help. Dad could help me! We could be a building team.
-Yeah
-We could use a crane , and a digger, and a dumptruck. We could use some nuts and bolts. And put an elevator in it.
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Thursday, November 18, 2010
Monday, October 27, 2008
Alissa
So I know that I need to post some pics of Disneyland (which was wonderful by the way), but I don't have time. I just wanted to make sure I got this down before I forgot.
Alissa and I were working on her alphabet homework. She had written all of the uppercase letters out in order by herself without making a mistake. (She is very motivated by treats so she had earned one) I asked her what kind of treat she would like, and she said," I don't rightly know." I thought it was hillarious. It still makes me smile. She said that she heard it on Backyardigans and she is picking up all kinds of words and phrases right now. You gotta love her!
Alissa and I were working on her alphabet homework. She had written all of the uppercase letters out in order by herself without making a mistake. (She is very motivated by treats so she had earned one) I asked her what kind of treat she would like, and she said," I don't rightly know." I thought it was hillarious. It still makes me smile. She said that she heard it on Backyardigans and she is picking up all kinds of words and phrases right now. You gotta love her!
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