Thursday, November 18, 2010

Connors sayings

*"When someone whacks your ear it's called earwax."

*He ran into a chair and smashed the family jewels and said, "I'm blasted to smithereens."

*"Cock-a-doodle doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo! It's morning time. Time to get up. Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

* I have a wife. Her name is American. She doesn't like hot dogs. She only likes American food.

*He wakes up and says, "Oh it was a dream. I was eating pancakes."

*Conversation on the way to St. George Dec. 4, 2010

Chip- Connor, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Connor- A Builder.

-That's what I thought. You would be a great builder. What would you call your company?

-A skyscraper. I would like to build a skyscraper.

-That would be fun.

-But I would probably need some help. Dad could help me! We could be a building team.

-Yeah

-We could use a crane , and a digger, and a dumptruck. We could use some nuts and bolts. And put an elevator in it.